Worlds best hot sauce!

Yeah, know, I need new bowls! Heard it all before. They came with the house!

Pick a sweltering hot blazingly sunny day. Leave work early. Pop a bud light lime open, stop by the catnip plant for a while. Place earbuds in and get to work. Pick twenty pounds of cayenne peppers, get jalapeños and habaneros. Trudge back down to the kitchen.

Scaldingly hot habanero peppers- no poopie fingers ever touched these (except mine).

Beautiful jalapeño shiny peppers

Leader of the pack cayenne peppers

Boil peppers for half an hour, let cool, blend into sauce then back into the pot to simmer for half an hour. Bottle it in wide mouth for ease of pouring.